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a-white-van-offering-free-candy:
”I want to hold you all night.”
soooo uhmmm lol whut?
The closest book was Half-Blood Prince…-_-.
“The odd chill that had lain over Privet Drive for two weeks persisted here too.”
So when I give oral, an odd chill persists in the vicinity afterwards….cool!
‘The idea seemed ridiculous.’
^ Accurate.“Trying to stop her will be ridiculous.”
Yup. I am quite persistent.
“Mashed potatoes.”
It was a cook book okay?
“How will we give the things?”
LQL! I think I know how.
(via deanogorrman)
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Wut. Why. Why.
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“I left them a nice cobblestone for it.”-Alloy of Law, by Brandon Sanderson. (I only did this because I knew that AoL...
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“Pas besoin de permis.” HEY GUYS I DON’T NEED PERMISSION
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“Tenatively, he grabbed the nearest tuber, and broke it open.” PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
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Harding tries to grin, but his face and lips are so white the grin is lost.
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“Tales were told in the city of the weird figure which was seen prowling about the suburbs, and which haunted the lonely...
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“In short, the gravitational force between earth and an object must be equal to the product of the two masses multiplied...
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echoes-of-laughter reblogged this from riningear and added:
“She was mine!” Um…….uh……okay.
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You stop reading...recipes and instead, make up your own.
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franksandbeanz reblogged this from sexwounds and added:
Like lyric poetry, it puts the reader in the presence of a speaker...something to say. Oh...
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truegirlsathome reblogged this from iamyours and added:
From Ian Fleming’s James Bond From Russia With Love, “The girl was wide eyed and tense.”
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“They think alike and they look alike”-dreaming california: myths of the golden land
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“Your job is to make him look like mother Teresa in front of a jury.”Umm. Okay?
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“Yes, sir.”
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“Very good”, says Philbrick, standing. “I, at least, am off...beach.” LAWL best
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“For Hot, Cold, Moist, and Dry, four champions fierce, Strive here for mastery,...battle...
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“By 1:00 p.m. Salander was drenched with sweat and her feet were swollen.” omg
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“Only with the broken window, and the front door hanging wide open, did I hear the snarls.” -Moon Called
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“Gentlemen,” he said, “either the Day of Judgement is here or it is not.
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hopelessfollower reblogged this from kaedith and added:
“It isn’t funny.” idk man i think it’s kinda funny
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‘“You mix it with water and drink it before it sets.”’
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“There was a sudden thrashing and a shriek in an oak tree above them.” I give orgasms to people around us. Good to know.
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” He didn’t want to look again, but he couldn’t help himself” LOL
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“Such a very natural action too, if you come to think of it.” -I applaud sir. Arthur Conan Doyle for giving me that...
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“She said she couldn’t handle it.”
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“That’s it?” OH MY FUCKING GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA brbdying
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