Look at the pretties!

Everything's shiny Cap'n, not to fret.

  • 4th August
    2011
  • 04
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To-Do List

bloggingwithoutsleep:

    • Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
    • Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
    • Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
    • Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
    • Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
    • Make vanilla pudding. Put in a jar of mayo. Eat in public.
    • Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
    • Live forever. It is a success, so far.
    • Find a burger that looks like the one in a commercial.
    • Make Where’s Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.
    • Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when I find the money there come winter time.

    (via athomewithlana)

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